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LEICA 403 satire still
leica-camera.comではない · LEICAの風刺 · 証拠 · 要求
これは

LEICA

Camera AG · Wetzlar · ショップではない

Das Wesentliche,
そして 403。

レンズに書いてあるのはLEICA。訴えの相手はLEICA Camera AG。LEICAよ、書面で説明せよ。

説明を求める 証拠を見る

先に読む

これはLEICAの話だ。LEICAの店ではない。

風刺／消費者アーカイブ。カートなし。Leitz-Park 5へ：2014年以降、顧客に渡されなかったカタログだ。

2014年12月：カメラの年式を問わずCCD無償交換。この件：1303ユーロ＋VAT（Brand、2019-09-06）、証明は「not acknowledgeable」、公式URLは403、Masney：2019年10月に生産終了。2025年の「修理」はまだアップグレード一覧——フィルムM6を含む。

オーダー 1058152 / 1105973。氏名は伏せる。口座番号は出さない。自動返信は展示しない。

対象

LEICA M9 — この一件のカメラ。

Cited photographs of the CCD body. The red-dot brand is the subject of the satire, so the body is on the page. We typeset LEICA + the red point; we do not ship their trademark file as a fake shop.

LEICA M9M9 · CC BY-SA 3.0 LEICA M9 frontM9 front · CC BY 2.0 LEICA M9 TitaniumM9 Titanium · CC BY 2.0 leica-camera.comCited · leica-camera.com CCD corrosionThis file · corrosion 403This file · 403

Camera stills: Wikimedia Commons as credited. Official homepage capture is a citation of how LEICA Camera AG presents itself now.

年表

LEICA CCD — 年号であり、バージョン番号ではない。

This site is replaced in place. The chronology is the product.

LEICA M9. First full-frame digital M. Kodak CCD.
LEICA goodwill. Free CCD replacement regardless of age. Then, in this file, the official page went 403.
Five years. Free path narrowed. Older bodies ~€982.
€1303 + VAT. Ursula Brand wrote the figure to this customer.
This Wetzlar file. 1058152. “not acknowledgeable.” Europe-only return. Forbidden.
CCD discontinued. Masney: Oct 2019. Estimate 1105973 still in June 2020.
Still LEICA, still no CCD. Upgrade list adds analog M6 / MP / M-A.
This desk. Satire of LEICA. Twelve questions. Written answers demanded.

The collection

Evidence, hung like a product line.

Captures and mailbox stills, not lifestyle ads.

poster01 — 2014 / paywall / 403 403 office02 — 403 office 40303 — Official URL Forbidden corrosion04 — CCD halos receipt05 — 2014 receipt estimate06 — 1058152 202507 — 2025 film M mail08 — Human mail

The opening reel

The video is the homepage.

Autoplay, muted. No real executive’s face. Send a real letter instead.

唯一のSKU

書面の説明。箇条書き。自動返信ではない。

Customer Care and Complaint Management, Leica Camera AG, Am Leitz-Park 5, 35578 Wetzlar.

  1. 2014年の「年式不問」は、なぜ2017/2018年の負担金と2020/2019年の停止になったのか。
  2. 2014年公式CCD URLが403なのはなぜか。告知は今どこにあるのか。
  3. HQの「not acknowledgeable」と、Schmidt HKの生涯CCD主張はどう両立するのか。
  4. 2014年8月18日の証明は、何があれば認められたのか。
  5. 2019年9月の質問への逐条回答は出たのか。
  6. 1058152と1105973の機材の現状——日付と場所。
  7. なぜ返送は欧州だけか。香港はなぜ不可か。
  8. 2020年3月の1058152閉鎖と2020年6月の1105973を一つの状態にせよ。
  9. WetzlarでCCDを最後に付けられた日は。2020年6月の見積はすでに空だったのか。
  10. 救済：ライカでのガラス、第三者償還、この件の下取り、返金、または理由付きの拒否。
  11. 公式交換済みなのに再び腐食したのはなぜか。
  12. 2014–2020年の告知は、403やブログではなく公開ページとして戻るのか。

十二の問い メール

More stills

LEICA, drawn as the problem — not as a shop.

Generated commentary stills plus the price-ladder poster (dates from the public record and from Brand’s letter in this file). Not official advertising.

Parody still: rangefinder and sensor halos01 — halo still (generated) LEICA wordmark 403 parody02 — LEICA / 403 wordmark Unanswered desk still03 — unanswered desk CCD price ladder 2014 to 202504 — €0 → €1303 → no CCD 2014 paywall 403 poster05 — the indictment poster 403 CRT office06 — 403 office

FAQ · for search

What this LEICA CCD archive is — and is not.

Is this the official Leica website?

No. leica.gmbh is a labelled satire and consumer evidence desk about Leica Camera AG. It is not a shop, not firmware, not Customer Care.

What is Leica M9 CCD corrosion?

White halos / spots at small apertures on M9, M9-P, M Monochrom and M-E bodies, documented from 2014 as corrosion of the sensor cover glass (Kodak CCD / Schott-type IR glass). DPReview, LFI and Leica’s own 2014 goodwill text describe it.

Did Leica offer a free replacement?

Yes, publicly, December 2014: free CCD replacement regardless of camera age, including sensors already replaced, plus refunds, plus work on a “permanent technical solution.” Later: five-year limit, then €1303+VAT (Brand, 2019), then “cannot replace” (2020), then an upgrade catalogue that in 2025 includes analog M6.

What is HTTP 403 on the 2014 notice?

The official URL cited in this complaint for “Important Information Concerning the CCD Sensors” returned Forbidden. The text survives on third-party reprints (LFI, DPReview, DSLR-Forum). One of the twelve questions asks where the notice lives now.

What are orders 1058152 and 1105973?

Wetzlar Customer Care / repair order numbers in this file. Estimate, reminder, “not acknowledgeable” proof, Europe-only return, then a linked 2020 successor estimate after the stated October 2019 CCD production stop.

Why satire?

The red-dot catalogue look is the punchline: a company that sold “Das Wesentliche” then served 403. The demand underneath is not a joke: a point-by-point written explanation.

Are auto-replies published?

Not on the public mail index. Human threads only: Brand, Coletta, Kaufmann, Seria, Masney.

How do I search this?

Useful queries: Leica M9 CCD corrosion, CCD-Korrosion Wetzlar, Auftrag 1058152, 403 CCD sensors, €1303 sensor, not acknowledgeable Leica, M6 CCD upgrade 2025, ライカ M9 CCD, 徕卡 CCD 腐蚀.

Glossary

Words a Wetzlar search should still find.

CCD
Charge-coupled device. The Kodak full-frame sensor family in M9 / M9-P / M Monochrom / M-E — not the later CMOS M240 and M10.
Cover glass / ICF
IR-cut filter glass over the sensor. The failure mode is white halos, not ordinary dust. Independent shops replace Schott-type glass; Leica stopped replacing the CCD.
Goodwill 2014
Leica’s public free-replacement programme, regardless of age, including sensors already swapped.
403
HTTP Forbidden. Status of the official 2014 notice URL in this file.
€1303 + VAT
Contribution stated by Ursula Brand, Customer Care, 6 September 2019, cc complaint.management.
1058152 / 1105973 / 811072
Wetzlar order numbers in this archive.
CCD Sensor Corrosion Upgrade Program
After parts ended: trade-in toward current cameras, including in 2025 analog M6 / MP / M-A.

Longer English/German landings: /m9-ccd-corrosion/ · /ccd-korrosion/ · /questions/ · /emails/