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截至 2026-09-27 · 对 Q1–Q12 仍无编号书面答复 · Message blocked ≠ 答复 · CRM SC00111693–SC00111703 + SC00111762–SC00111765 + SC00112050–SC00112052 + SC00112623–SC00112628 + SC00112630–SC00112633 ≠ 答复 · 人员/自动回复承诺后沉默 = 涉嫌欺骗(cheat)

Timeline note (non-substantive) · Kirstin Masney OOO until 2026-09-28; Liberty.Caringal mailbox inactive; Customer.Care Automatic reply (FINAL NOTICE Rechnung) — auto ≠ named point-by-point written reply. CRM SC00112623–628 + 630–633 = ticket ≠ reply.

汇款/订单/付款在案 — Alleged:已收款/成本分摊、质量保证/2014 Kulanz 未兑现 · 程序承诺落差 · 截止 2026-09-30 · 律师函体例专页 · T.C. Wu · 1058152/1105973 · €1303 · SC00111693–SC00111703 + SC00111762–SC00111765 + SC00112050–SC00112052 + SC00112623–SC00112628 + SC00112630–SC00112633 · 付款/汇款在案 · BANK01–04 · EX04–EX11

非品牌记注 · VZ-BW 仅存档确认(infozentrum@vz-bw.de)— 不是徕卡具名逐点书面答复;亦非监管立案。CRM 自动回执 ≠ Q1–Q12 编号答复。

距 2014-12 善意约 4,315 日 距 Brand €1303 函(2019-09-06)约 2,575 日

公开纪录具名:Ursula Brand、Kirstin Masney,邮件线 Coletta、Kaufmann、Seria;拦截丛集 Brand/Kupfer/Frank/Steuer/Roder。自动回复与“我们会回复”不是逐点书面答案。公开“维修”仍导向胶片 M6 等。涉嫌欺骗——不是法院欺诈判决。

LEICA 403 satire still
非 leica-camera.com · 讽刺 · 涉嫌收款 vs 质保
This is about

LEICA

Camera AG · Wetzlar · not the shop

Silence ~86 days · as of 2026-09-27 Formal Demand deadline 2026-09-30 Orders 1058152 / 1105973

alleged:与订单相关的收款/费用记录可核验之后,质量 / CCD 相关保修与书面承诺,仍未换来具名、逐点的书面答复。Alleged: after payment / cost records linked to the orders are verifiable on file, quality / CCD warranty commitments still lack a named, point-by-point written reply.

订单 1058152 / 1105973 · 公开档案 · 非法院判决 · Consumer T.C. Wu · Brand €1303+VAT.

别再把2014公告藏在403后面。具名总部人员涉嫌欺骗:承诺回复却未交付对 Q1–Q12 的编号书面答案。Message blocked 不是答复。LEICA Camera AG:写信。

承诺 vs 交付 · 截至 2026-09-27

他们承诺了什么 · 本案得到了什么 · What they promised. What this file got.

有来源的公开善意,对比订单 1058152 / 1105973 实际结果。仅为涉嫌定性。

涉嫌欺骗(alleged cheating):承诺不论机龄免费修复、永久技术方案、以及自动/人工“会回复”——然后收费、403、沉默,或胶片机升级推销。不是法院欺诈判决。具名纪录:Brand、Masney、Coletta、Kaufmann、Seria。
承诺(日期 · 来源)本案/公开纪录实际得到什么
2014-12 — Stefan Daniel/Leica Camera AG:M9/M9-P/M Monochrom/M-E 不论机龄免费换 CCD,含已换过的感光元件;已付费者退款;寻求永久技术方案;“technically faultless products”/重建信任。
Leica Rumors · Red Dot · PetaPixel
Ursula Brand €1303 + VAT(2019-09-06);“not acknowledgeable”;官方公告 403;本案未获免费永久 CCD 路径。
2015-06 — 抗腐蚀/新一代感光元件作为长期方案;善意不论机龄持续(Red Dot Forum)。 公开轨迹:2017 五年免费窗/收费 → 约 2020 停产(Kirstin Masney:2019-10)。相对 2014“不论机龄”=涉嫌诱饵式转向。
Das Wesentliche — 本站已讽刺的本质/品质定位。 官方 CCD 公告 403 + 未付 €1303 路径 + 2025“维修”=升级清单(含胶片 M6)。
自动/人工“会回复”。 承诺回复从未变成对 Q1–Q12 的逐点书面信。Gmail Message blocked 至具名 @leica-camera.com。见 承诺回复未交付。
Schmidt HK — 涉嫌终身 CCD(已在 updates)。 总部“not acknowledgeable”/授权经销路径。Schmidt HK 记录。

完整引用与脚注 · 承诺对照表 · 十二问

先读这段

这是关于 LEICA。这不是 LEICA 的店。

讽刺/消费者档案。没有购物车。Leitz-Park 5:这是你们2014年之后没再给客户的目录。

2014年12月:不论机龄免费更换CCD。本案:1303欧元+VAT、凭证「not acknowledgeable」、官方URL403、Masney:2019年10月停产。2025年所谓维修仍是升级清单——包括胶片M6。

订单 1058152 / 1105973。姓名已隐。银行购机路径 PDF 已公开且未打码:BANK01 · BANK02 · BANK03 · BANK04 (/bank/)。邮件 /emails/ · 静态 /mail/ · 证据 /exhibits/。主张,不是判决。

矛盾卡 · 截至 2026-09-27

2014善意 vs €1303 vs 403 vs Schmidt HK 涉嫌终身 CCD

2014 善意

公开:不论机龄免费换 CCD,含已换过的感光元件,另有退款与“永久技术方案”。

€1303 + VAT

Ursula Brand,2019-09-06:本案顾客被报此贡献金额——已不在免费善意期。

HTTP 403

官方 2014 CCD 公告 URL 回 Forbidden。正文残存于第三方转载;总部页面没有。

Schmidt HK(涉嫌)

Schmidt Marketing (Hong Kong) Ltd——涉嫌公开承诺 M 系统数码相机终身 CCD,对比总部“not acknowledgeable”/授权经销路径。见 当日记录 · Schmidt 页。

公开问题 Q3:区域终身讯息如何与总部收费、403、停产并存而无书面澄清。主张与未答问题——非法院认定。

The object

LEICA M9 — the camera this file is about.

Cited photographs of the CCD body. The red-dot brand is the subject of the satire, so the body is on the page. We typeset LEICA + the red point; we do not ship their trademark file as a fake shop.

LEICA M9M9 · CC BY-SA 3.0 LEICA M9 frontM9 front · CC BY 2.0 LEICA M9 TitaniumM9 Titanium · CC BY 2.0 leica-camera.comCited · leica-camera.com CCD corrosionThis file · corrosion 403This file · 403

Camera stills: Wikimedia Commons as credited. Official homepage capture is a citation of how LEICA Camera AG presents itself now.

时间轴

LEICA CCD — 用年份,不用版本号。

This site is replaced in place. The chronology is the product.

LEICA M9. First full-frame digital M. Kodak CCD.
LEICA goodwill. Free CCD replacement regardless of age. Then, in this file, the official page went 403.
Five years. Free path narrowed. Older bodies ~€982.
€1303 + VAT. Ursula Brand wrote the figure to this customer.
This Wetzlar file. 1058152. “not acknowledgeable.” Europe-only return. Forbidden.
CCD discontinued. Masney: Oct 2019. Estimate 1105973 still in June 2020.
Still LEICA, still no CCD. Upgrade list adds analog M6 / MP / M-A.
This desk. Satire of LEICA. Twelve questions. Written answers demanded.

The collection

Evidence, hung like a product line.

Captures and mailbox stills, not lifestyle ads.

poster01 — 2014 / paywall / 403 403 office02 — 403 office 40303 — Official URL Forbidden corrosion04 — CCD halos receipt05 — 2014 receipt estimate06 — 1058152 202507 — 2025 film M mail08 — Human mail

The opening reel

The video is the homepage.

Autoplay, muted. No real executive’s face. Send a real letter instead.

唯一SKU

书面解释。逐点。不是自动回复。

Customer Care and Complaint Management, Leica Camera AG, Am Leitz-Park 5, 35578 Wetzlar.

  1. 2014「不論機齡」如何變成2017/2018收費與2020/2019停產?
  2. 為何2014官方CCD網址是403?公告現在在哪?
  3. 總部「not acknowledgeable」與Schmidt香港據稱終身CCD如何並存?
  4. 2014-08-18憑證怎樣才算可承認?
  5. 2019年9月的問題有沒有逐點書面答覆?
  6. 1058152與1105973器材現狀——日期與地點。
  7. 為何只能退歐洲、不能退香港?
  8. 請把2020-03關單與2020-06的1105973寫成同一狀態。
  9. Wetzlar最後一次能裝CCD的日期,對比2020-06估價?
  10. 救濟:徠卡換玻璃、第三方、本案以舊換新、退款,或附理由拒絕。
  11. 為何官方換過的傳感器又腐蝕?
  12. 2014–2020公告會不會恢復成可讀的公開頁,而不是403與博客?

十二问 邮件

More stills

LEICA, drawn as the problem — not as a shop.

Generated commentary stills plus the price-ladder poster (dates from the public record and from Brand’s letter in this file). Not official advertising.

Parody still: rangefinder and sensor halos01 — halo still (generated) LEICA wordmark 403 parody02 — LEICA / 403 wordmark Unanswered desk still03 — unanswered desk CCD price ladder 2014 to 202504 — €0 → €1303 → no CCD 2014 paywall 403 poster05 — the indictment poster 403 CRT office06 — 403 office

FAQ · for search

What this LEICA CCD archive is — and is not.

Is this the official Leica website?

No. leica.gmbh is a labelled satire and consumer evidence desk about Leica Camera AG. It is not a shop, not firmware, not Customer Care.

What is Leica M9 CCD corrosion?

White halos / spots at small apertures on M9, M9-P, M Monochrom and M-E bodies, documented from 2014 as corrosion of the sensor cover glass (Kodak CCD / Schott-type IR glass). DPReview, LFI and Leica’s own 2014 goodwill text describe it.

Did Leica offer a free replacement?

Yes, publicly, December 2014: free CCD replacement regardless of camera age, including sensors already replaced, plus refunds, plus work on a “permanent technical solution.” Later: five-year limit, then €1303+VAT (Brand, 2019), then “cannot replace” (2020), then an upgrade catalogue that in 2025 includes analog M6.

What is HTTP 403 on the 2014 notice?

The official URL cited in this complaint for “Important Information Concerning the CCD Sensors” returned Forbidden. The text survives on third-party reprints (LFI, DPReview, DSLR-Forum). One of the twelve questions asks where the notice lives now.

What are orders 1058152 and 1105973?

Wetzlar Customer Care / repair order numbers in this file. Estimate, reminder, “not acknowledgeable” proof, Europe-only return, then a linked 2020 successor estimate after the stated October 2019 CCD production stop.

Why satire?

The red-dot catalogue look is the punchline: a company that sold “Das Wesentliche” then served 403. The demand underneath is not a joke: a point-by-point written explanation.

Are auto-replies published?

Not on the public mail index. Human threads only: Brand, Coletta, Kaufmann, Seria, Masney.

How do I search this?

Useful queries: Leica M9 CCD corrosion, CCD-Korrosion Wetzlar, Auftrag 1058152, 403 CCD sensors, €1303 sensor, not acknowledgeable Leica, M6 CCD upgrade 2025, ライカ M9 CCD, 徕卡 CCD 腐蚀.

Glossary

Words a Wetzlar search should still find.

CCD
Charge-coupled device. The Kodak full-frame sensor family in M9 / M9-P / M Monochrom / M-E — not the later CMOS M240 and M10.
Cover glass / ICF
IR-cut filter glass over the sensor. The failure mode is white halos, not ordinary dust. Independent shops replace Schott-type glass; Leica stopped replacing the CCD.
Goodwill 2014
Leica’s public free-replacement programme, regardless of age, including sensors already swapped.
403
HTTP Forbidden. Status of the official 2014 notice URL in this file.
€1303 + VAT
Contribution stated by Ursula Brand, Customer Care, 6 September 2019, cc complaint.management.
1058152 / 1105973 / 811072
Wetzlar order numbers in this archive.
CCD Sensor Corrosion Upgrade Program
After parts ended: trade-in toward current cameras, including in 2025 analog M6 / MP / M-A.

Longer English/German landings: /m9-ccd-corrosion/ · /ccd-korrosion/ · /questions/ · /emails/

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