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LEICA 403 satire still
不是 leica-camera.com · 关于 LEICA 的讽刺
说的就是

LEICA

Camera AG · Wetzlar · 不是网店

Das Wesentliche,
然后 403。

镜头上写的是 LEICA。投诉的也是 LEICA Camera AG。LEICA：书面解释。

要求解释 看证据

先读这段

这是关于 LEICA。这不是 LEICA 的店。

讽刺／消费者档案。没有购物车。Leitz-Park 5：这是你们2014年之后没再给客户的目录。

2014年12月：不论机龄免费更换CCD。本案：1303欧元+VAT、凭证「not acknowledgeable」、官方URL403、Masney：2019年10月停产。2025年所谓维修仍是升级清单——包括胶片M6。

订单 1058152 / 1105973。姓名已隐。银行卡号不上网。

The object

LEICA M9 — the camera this file is about.

Cited photographs of the CCD body. The red-dot brand is the subject of the satire, so the body is on the page. We typeset LEICA + the red point; we do not ship their trademark file as a fake shop.

LEICA M9M9 · CC BY-SA 3.0 LEICA M9 frontM9 front · CC BY 2.0 LEICA M9 TitaniumM9 Titanium · CC BY 2.0 leica-camera.comCited · leica-camera.com CCD corrosionThis file · corrosion 403This file · 403

Camera stills: Wikimedia Commons as credited. Official homepage capture is a citation of how LEICA Camera AG presents itself now.

时间轴

LEICA CCD — 用年份，不用版本号。

This site is replaced in place. The chronology is the product.

LEICA M9. First full-frame digital M. Kodak CCD.
LEICA goodwill. Free CCD replacement regardless of age. Then, in this file, the official page went 403.
Five years. Free path narrowed. Older bodies ~€982.
€1303 + VAT. Ursula Brand wrote the figure to this customer.
This Wetzlar file. 1058152. “not acknowledgeable.” Europe-only return. Forbidden.
CCD discontinued. Masney: Oct 2019. Estimate 1105973 still in June 2020.
Still LEICA, still no CCD. Upgrade list adds analog M6 / MP / M-A.
This desk. Satire of LEICA. Twelve questions. Written answers demanded.

The collection

Evidence, hung like a product line.

Captures and mailbox stills, not lifestyle ads.

poster01 — 2014 / paywall / 403 403 office02 — 403 office 40303 — Official URL Forbidden corrosion04 — CCD halos receipt05 — 2014 receipt estimate06 — 1058152 202507 — 2025 film M mail08 — Human mail

The opening reel

The video is the homepage.

Autoplay, muted. No real executive’s face. Send a real letter instead.

唯一SKU

书面解释。逐点。不是自动回复。

Customer Care and Complaint Management, Leica Camera AG, Am Leitz-Park 5, 35578 Wetzlar.

  1. 2014「不論機齡」如何變成2017/2018收費與2020/2019停產？
  2. 為何2014官方CCD網址是403？公告現在在哪？
  3. 總部「not acknowledgeable」與Schmidt香港據稱終身CCD如何並存？
  4. 2014-08-18憑證怎樣才算可承認？
  5. 2019年9月的問題有沒有逐點書面答覆？
  6. 1058152與1105973器材現狀——日期與地點。
  7. 為何只能退歐洲、不能退香港？
  8. 請把2020-03關單與2020-06的1105973寫成同一狀態。
  9. Wetzlar最後一次能裝CCD的日期，對比2020-06估價？
  10. 救濟：徠卡換玻璃、第三方、本案以舊換新、退款，或附理由拒絕。
  11. 為何官方換過的傳感器又腐蝕？
  12. 2014–2020公告會不會恢復成可讀的公開頁，而不是403與博客？

十二问 邮件

More stills

LEICA, drawn as the problem — not as a shop.

Generated commentary stills plus the price-ladder poster (dates from the public record and from Brand’s letter in this file). Not official advertising.

Parody still: rangefinder and sensor halos01 — halo still (generated) LEICA wordmark 403 parody02 — LEICA / 403 wordmark Unanswered desk still03 — unanswered desk CCD price ladder 2014 to 202504 — €0 → €1303 → no CCD 2014 paywall 403 poster05 — the indictment poster 403 CRT office06 — 403 office

FAQ · for search

What this LEICA CCD archive is — and is not.

Is this the official Leica website?

No. leica.gmbh is a labelled satire and consumer evidence desk about Leica Camera AG. It is not a shop, not firmware, not Customer Care.

What is Leica M9 CCD corrosion?

White halos / spots at small apertures on M9, M9-P, M Monochrom and M-E bodies, documented from 2014 as corrosion of the sensor cover glass (Kodak CCD / Schott-type IR glass). DPReview, LFI and Leica’s own 2014 goodwill text describe it.

Did Leica offer a free replacement?

Yes, publicly, December 2014: free CCD replacement regardless of camera age, including sensors already replaced, plus refunds, plus work on a “permanent technical solution.” Later: five-year limit, then €1303+VAT (Brand, 2019), then “cannot replace” (2020), then an upgrade catalogue that in 2025 includes analog M6.

What is HTTP 403 on the 2014 notice?

The official URL cited in this complaint for “Important Information Concerning the CCD Sensors” returned Forbidden. The text survives on third-party reprints (LFI, DPReview, DSLR-Forum). One of the twelve questions asks where the notice lives now.

What are orders 1058152 and 1105973?

Wetzlar Customer Care / repair order numbers in this file. Estimate, reminder, “not acknowledgeable” proof, Europe-only return, then a linked 2020 successor estimate after the stated October 2019 CCD production stop.

Why satire?

The red-dot catalogue look is the punchline: a company that sold “Das Wesentliche” then served 403. The demand underneath is not a joke: a point-by-point written explanation.

Are auto-replies published?

Not on the public mail index. Human threads only: Brand, Coletta, Kaufmann, Seria, Masney.

How do I search this?

Useful queries: Leica M9 CCD corrosion, CCD-Korrosion Wetzlar, Auftrag 1058152, 403 CCD sensors, €1303 sensor, not acknowledgeable Leica, M6 CCD upgrade 2025, ライカ M9 CCD, 徕卡 CCD 腐蚀.

Glossary

Words a Wetzlar search should still find.

CCD
Charge-coupled device. The Kodak full-frame sensor family in M9 / M9-P / M Monochrom / M-E — not the later CMOS M240 and M10.
Cover glass / ICF
IR-cut filter glass over the sensor. The failure mode is white halos, not ordinary dust. Independent shops replace Schott-type glass; Leica stopped replacing the CCD.
Goodwill 2014
Leica’s public free-replacement programme, regardless of age, including sensors already swapped.
403
HTTP Forbidden. Status of the official 2014 notice URL in this file.
€1303 + VAT
Contribution stated by Ursula Brand, Customer Care, 6 September 2019, cc complaint.management.
1058152 / 1105973 / 811072
Wetzlar order numbers in this archive.
CCD Sensor Corrosion Upgrade Program
After parts ended: trade-in toward current cameras, including in 2025 analog M6 / MP / M-A.

Longer English/German landings: /m9-ccd-corrosion/ · /ccd-korrosion/ · /questions/ · /emails/